Did you know John Cena’s brother is a chain smoker?

His first name is Empha.

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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. Cemetery Swingers

I went to a cemetery-themed sex club last night. The host grinned and said, “At our place you never worry about premature endings—you’re already dying to come all night long.”

2. Why was the fisherman so good at geometry?

Because he was a great angler.

3. Why don't you take a watch to the forest?

Because there's too many ticks and not enough tocks.

4. My first day working at the pizza shop I tried to shove a large pizza into a medium box.

There wasn't mushroom.

5. What’s the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean?

I’ve never paid for a Garbanzo bean on my face.

6. Yo mama so fat her ass is out of render distance

7. The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing……

So I asked him to leave me alone. He said, “Fine, suit yourself”……

8. Where do cucumbers go for dates?

The salad bar.

9. I just found out that “AAAAARRRRRRGHHHHH” isn’t a real word.

I can’t tell you how angry I am!

10. Yo mama so careful,

she wears a helmet while online shopping… just in case she "crashes" the website!

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Did you know John Cena’s brother is a chain smoker?

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